25 of the Best Sex and The City Quotes


Everyone loves and Sex and The City. The show is iconic, and needs absolutely no introduction whatsoever. I have been a fan for many years, and it definitely guided me through my twenties, with the plethora of fabulous messages, dating advice, astute charm and witt, and of course; fashion at its finest.

Ive been to New York twice now, and on both occasions  I had my picture outside Carrie's apartment (Bleaker Street, for future reference) and sat on the bench outside Magnolia Bakery, both of which filled me with so much joy; I can even explain!

Ive always felt I was a mix of all of the fab four; although I have to be honest and say I always identified with Carrie the most. She was a writer like myself, and spent more money on shoes than she should have done (ahem.)

Sex and The City quotes dominate social media on a daily basis, so this is nothing new. But, as I whacked out my boxset the other evening, when it was raining heavily and I was cuddled up with a hot chocolate, I just though- God I love this programme. So I've collected my fave lines from the show, the ones that make me laugh the most, and have invaluable meanings! Enjoy....

‘Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.’ Anthony Merentino

‘Easy?! You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.’ Samantha

‘Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who’ll die miserable?’ Samantha

‘Abso-fucking-lutely.’ Mr Big

‘He raped my face. I’m never dating again.’ Charlotte

‘The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun’. Carrie

‘I like my money where I can see it – hanging in my closet.’ Carrie

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.’ Carrie

‘When men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho.’ Carrie

"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them." Charlotte 

"No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends." Carrie

"He doesn't even know me — the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me." Miranda

"Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be." Carrie

"Men aren’t that complicated. They’re kind of like plants." Samantha 

“I drink coffee, have sex, buy pies and enjoy battery operated devices.” Miranda 

“It’s like those guys you have the great second date with, and then never heard from them again. I pretend they died.” Miranda

"I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" Charlotte 

"Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?" Charlotte

" If you turn into one of those married assholes, I'll kill you" Samantha 

"Sweetheart, you cant go listening to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. You'll go nuts" Samantha 

"His problem is, he's an asshole" Samantha 

                           "What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the Sphinx" Miranda 

"Jesus, every time you get near him, you turn into this pathetic, needy, insecure victim and the thing that pisses me off most? You’re more than willing to go right back for more." Miranda 

" Im Drunk. Drunk at Vogue" Carrie 

" The thing is, after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh" Mr. Big

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